John Mulaney: Best meal I’ve ever had
I’ll always associate this song with driving to Hilton Head with Carr Schilling’s family on a vacation in 5th grade. On the drive there his dad had a Tom Jones Greatest Hits cassette and it looped the entire drive (or so it seemed).
I did this same thing once with Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You,” only I only played it “only” four times, and I couldn’t bear to stick around to see what would happen.
anonymous asked: Yo, John Lennon was a wife beater, Ted Nugent has threatened to shoot pretty much anyone who’s ever disagreed with him ever, and Eric Clapton literally went on stage and ranted about how non-white people shouldn’t be allowed in England, and all this shit pisses white people off way less than the fact that rap exists. I WONDER WHY
YEAH WHAT A MYSTERY.
PS. Seriously, fuck racists.
anonymous asked: Yo, everyone, the Republicans are a party that thinks giving everyone guns prevents violence, giving everyone healthcare kills people, letting people get married destroys marriage, and decreasing government revenue lowers the deficit. Can we stop pretending they’re sane?
I mostly just assume they’re liars and idiots, but, you know, we don’t have to spend a ton of time figuring out why these fuckfaces are wrong, they just are.